Legal Wit Archives : 2015

Legal Wit — But Everybody Does It!

Proof beyond a reasonable doubt requires a high degree of proof, but it does not demand certainty.

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Legal Wit — Live and Learn . . . or Not

[The accused] is obviously pretty articulate.

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Legal Wit — Declining to Take a Smell

The witness said that the odor was "peculiar perfumy odor.

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Legal Wit — The Limits of Fairness

I do not think that it lies well in the mouth of the unsuccessful party whose evidence was found to be lacking to complain that the party opposite did a more thorough job marshalling its resources.

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Legal Wit — Pay the Piper

We have a marvellous legal system in Ontario.

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Legal Wit — Avert Your Nose

It is an elementary part of a Judge's training to be taught to consider pleas dispassionately and on their legal merits even where, as for instance, in some cases involving the repudiation of gaming debts, such consideration may involve applying his mind where he is tempted to avert his nostrils.

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Legal Wit — Don't Bench the Horse

The Court does not live in a vacuum.

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Legal Wit — Common (?!) Sense

The situation which occurred is most common.

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Legal Wit — It's Raining Roofing Shingles

It is no secret to anyone living in Nova Scotia that wind speeds during the remnants of tropical storms and hurricanes can and sometimes do exceed 115 km/h.

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Legal Wit — Hell Hath No Fury

At the opening of the trial, once again I strongly cautioned both parties of the potential consequences that could arise from continuing on with the litigation, … I admonished both of them to carefully consider their positions before proceeding further and I virtually begged them to try to resolve their differences.

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Legal Wit — Shakespeare x Machiavelli

The court is asked to intervene in an internecine struggle that could, if alive, provide Shakespeare with inspiration for a new tragedy and interesting commentary from Machiavelli.

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Legal Wit — Waning Enthusiasm

 I know that [defence consel]'s brilliant, lofty and engaging argument deserves better treatment by me.

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