Legal Wit Archives : 2016

Legal Wit — Litigation in the Ditch

The plaintiff who treats a defence motion for summary judgment as a speed bump on the long highway to trial risks crashing its case in the deep ditch of dismissal.

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Legal Wit — Man's Best Neighbour?

While it is widely accepted that the dog is man's best friend, it is less certain whether the dog is man's best neighbour.

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Legal Wit — Argumentative Fences

Counsel provided me with case law which unhappily illustrates the fact that fences, which ostensibly might create good neighbours, in fact seem capable of creating legal arguments.

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Legal Wit — Skirmishes

This was a skirmish in this particular theatre of war between the two sides.

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Legal Wit — Good Fences

In "Mending Wall"1 , poet Robert Frost and his neighbour are engaged in their annual spring ritual of repairing the stacked stone wall that divides their properties.

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Legal Wit — Alice in Wonderland Interpretations

It appears to me a rather challenging proposition for the defendants to suggest that I should actually interpret the phrases displayed prominently on this document, i.

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Legal Wit — Protesting Too Much

The Defendants submit that in not permitting transcription of the Reasons for Decision for the summary judgment motion, Justice Wright committed a breach of natural justice because the parties have a fundamental right to have access to the Reasons for Decision.

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Legal Wit — The Judicial Chorus

If [the defendant] thinks he can wave away Meads v.

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Legal Wit — Designer Criminals

[A friend] and [the defendant] and a few of their friends were often to be found in some of Toronto's most posh neighbourhoods.

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Legal Wit — Who Landed the Whale?

The appellant submits that the respondent has been unjustly enriched.

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Legal Wit — Breaking Bad Parents

Breaking Bad, meet Breaking Bad Parents.

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Legal Wit — Parallel Universe

Why do written costs submissions frequently try to lead us into some sort of parallel universe where losers are actually winners? If you lost, don't re-write the facts to argue that you won.

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